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Whazzzzzup fly girlz and homeboys?

We’re so stoked for tomorrow night. Here’s the dillio:

DJ Maychin and DJ Snakebite will be in the house playin’ dope ass jams for you to getting jiggy with it and shake your badonkadonk to. Music starts around 9.

We’re gonna give mad props to the peeps that look phat and wear late 90’s attire. Break out your JNCOs, capris, and scrunchies. We dont’ want no scrubs!

There are drink specials that are da bomb: $2 PBR cans, $3 Well Drinks, and $4 Pacey’s Punch shots. If you aren’t 21, than ya can’t get in. Whack, but WHATEVER!

The weather gonna be ‘trippin cuz it might snow some tomorrow but it’s all good. We’ll still be kickin’ it. There is a hella big self-serve coat rack to put your Starter jackets on.

The party is in the basement. You can enter the VFW in the front or the back and if you’re rollin on dubs there is a huge ass parking lot in back for your whips.

It’s only 3 dead presidents if you click attending before 2PM tomorrow, $5 if you don’t.

Peace Out!